As I read this.. I couldn't help but roll with laughter. As usual, my little side comments are in italics. ^^ Have fun!

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1. PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS OUT, NOW HOW DID YOU GET IT? err... on my right knee...  running down the walkway at the library on a rainy day.  ...nuff said.

I take it that DN was the one who made you slip so you could make "mad love" huh? *rolls eyes* next!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? pictures!  ^_^  good times, good times...
Whoo... got a new word there, don't ya? Did you make it up yerself or did you steal that from someone? -_-

3. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT? watching is good.  ^^U  i can't play and it's kinda scary for me anyway
Oh! A big scary ball! Run away!

4. YOU ARE BEST AT? er... listening. *sweat*
*cough cough* *chokes on dinner* Sorry.. I thought I heard complete and utter bullshit right now.

5. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE? worst nightmare... that would have to be the one where my dad brought home a great white shark and it almost killed my mom when she was protecting me.
You gonna wake up and blame your daddy for something now? Good job. -_-

6. WHAT DO YOU DO TO EXERCISE? yup.  hella lot of walking to do, you know... especially when you don't drive... -_-U
Trust me... the walking ain't doing shit for your height. Thank god you don't drive though or you'd be hiding behind the steering wheel.

7. APPLES OR ORANGES? apples!

8. GRAPES OR WATERMELON? grapes.

9. WOLVES OR TIGERS? tigers!!  hehe. ^_^  ...how dare you chose the same answers as me for these 3! I smite you for it!

10. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?  whoa, LOTS...  the only thing i don't listen to is Bluegrass 
I bet I know your favorite song. It's called "DN laid me".

11. HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY? ugh... only for school purposes.
My ass. Weren't you just bragging about some shit you wrote a few entries back?

13. DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS? yup!  better than some other people... -_-U  
Don't worry, we don't forget your birthday. We just don't find it to be very important.

14. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? yups!  6pm. 
Did you purposely check the clock as you came shooting out of your mother's vagina just for this reason?

15. DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK, WHERE? on my left knee.  hehe. ^^U
hehe... no one gives  a shit.

16. WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON? uhm... sometimes.  i like not breaking those moments too.  ^_^
Yeah, cause then DN would end up running away before you can fuck his brains out.

17. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE? weirdest thing... oh, i know.  you know those ads in the movie theaters when you're waiting for the movie to start?  i laughed at one of those... really loud and for no reason. -_-U  just ask Ami about that one...
Hello... is Ami the one taking the survery or is it you? You lazy-ass bitch.

18. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN? asking someone for something.  *TWITCH* not in that way, hentai!
....no one thought about it in that hentai way... you must have been trying to hide something there, huh?

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GUM? er... i don't really chew gum much anymore... but juicy fruit.
 *mimicks her preppy voice* Oh... I don't really chew gum much anymore... except if DN gave it to me. Then it's special. *insert girly laugh here*

20. FAVORITE CHOCOLATE? milk!
I didn't know DN spurted flavored milk.

21. FAVORITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE)? lemon starburst!  and lime skittles!!!!
 You take the time to pick those out too? You need a life.

22. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM? uhm... vanilla
Another DN specialty.

23. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER? er...don't think so.
Except for the bandage equipment that DN and I use every now and then.

24. FAVORITE COLOGNE? uhm... i dunno.  i think one of my friends wear something really nice, but i dunno what it is.
 I believe she is talking about DN again.

25. FAVORITE PERFUME? i never really wore perfume...
 because DN didn't like how it made her chest taste.

26. DO YOU OWN A INSTRUMENT? an upright piano and a wooden flute.
I bet I know where that flute has been. -_-

27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE (OPPOSITE SEX)? uh... their face, mostly their eyes. and their height.  ^^U  -_-U
 allow me to translate.... "head", "eye", "length".

28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? *SWEAT* you'd all laugh at this answer. -_-U ...my friend's... soap or cologne or whatever he uses...
 *cough * DN's *cough*

29. FAVORITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN? waves on the sand
...in the background of DN's moans.

30. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW? how i can get my b/f back for sending me weird stuff with my files... when i can hang out with DN...
Note how no matter what.. DN is in there somewhere. -_-

31. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yeah, but only if there are a lot of people in a small space.
 expecially since her face only reaches their asses.

32. COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE NOW? yeah, in the next five years or so.
After DNcan get a real job and afford to take you away to "paradise".

33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME? PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, BABY!!!  *GLOMPs Jack Sparrow plushie* My pirate-man muse!
 I'm sure DN would be glad to dress the part for you too.

34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME? fookers... there are so many good songs too.... How Crazy Are You? by Meja
 do tell... what the fuck is a fooker? Or are you just too damn preppy to say the word "fuck"?

35. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE TEN? Blue

36. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? brown

37: DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? hehe.  yup! ^_^

38. IF SO WHAT WAS/IS IT'S NAME? grey bear!  i still luv him too.  *huggles bear*
Only because Mr. Diego is "no longer there for her". *laughs*

9. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? i don't remember his name... it was in kindergarten, an African American...
Wow... you were a little slut back then looking for big cock already, weren't ya?

40. MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT? ooh... do you really wanna know?  i bled through.  enough said.
(borrowed from a good friend) Look! She remembers losing her virginity at the age of 6!

41. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?: eh, whatever way he likes.
After all.. hair can't screw you.

42. WHAT ATTRACTS YOU TO SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: his personality, eyes, things he likes to do... stuff like that.  ^^U 
 I believe those are the usual words that cover up for "the size of his dick" in Caryn language.

43. WHO OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST?  Shizuka-sama!

44. NOW THE OPPOSITE? erm... Reid, Shige, Andrew,  and Justin A.

45. WHAT IS THEIR BIRTHDAY AND MIDDLE NAME? uh... Shizu's is her other name, i dunno Reid's, Shige's is Shinji, Andrew's is Yoji, Justin's is Minoru. 
Wow.. you really took the time to memorize those, huh?

46. SUNRISE OR SUNSET? Sunset

47. WHERE AT? at the beach

48. (FOR THE LADIES, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? uhm... somewhere really nice and peaceful... my friends'll all be hiding in the bushes probably... ^^U yes, i know you all too well.
Another DN fantasy... *sigh* *cough cough*

49. (NOW THE GENTLEMEN, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?

50. WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES OF THIS YEAR?  Ella Enchanted, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Dodgeball, and Shrek 2.
 ...that was 4 you idiot. -_-

57. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?  hm... somewhere i haven't been to that i want to go... the Caribbean, Alaska, Japan, somewhere in Europe...
 Sorry... DN can't afford it girl.

58. CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? piano!  a little ukulele too...
 yeah! you can play a mean "chopsticks" and "my dog has fleas", huh?

59. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? some Japanese... not enough to go on for an hour of conversation tho...
Uh huh... too busy sucking cock to study that's why.

60. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)? OMG! the Giovanni gym leader card from the Pokemon trading card game!
 I bet that old man was your first crush too, right? -_-

61. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER? Simon (Simon & Milo), and Utada Hikaru
...you really can't count, can you? It said SINGER... not SINGERS.

62. FAVORITE BAND(s)? Simon & Milo, Evanescence, Bond, Good Charlotte, Kaientai, Linkin' Park, Meja.
 Is it me or are you sounding like a poser now? Oh good. I thought it was just me.

63. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ? all kinds!
 Congrats. At least you can read. Now.. .do you understand what you are reading?

64. DO YOU LIKE POETRY? eh... it's ok.  as long as i don't have to write it. -_-u
You were just bragging about a few pieces you wrote a few entires back. -_-

65. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE? uhm... yeah, i guess.  but i don't like it everyday...
 ...that made no sence what so ever...

66. WHAT PHRASE DID YOU OR DO YOU USE?  "© FOOKERNESS!"
...and that is the most retarded thing I've heard all day.

67. DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS? dragons!
 Don't we all love 'em? -_-U

68. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? yeah...
 Cause you fall for anyone.

69. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? make sure they're paying attention 100% and tell 'em straight on.
 Note the attention-whore side of her comming out. It HAS to be 100% attention on the bitch or it's not good enough.

71. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 29
the amount she charges on her prostitute runs down in Waikiki.

72. BLONDES REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes?
...did you just cpoy and paste that or are yo ureally not sure?

73. WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING? ice skating.  never been roller skating before.
*rolls eyes* I'm not even going to bother  with this one.

74. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? Shiges.
 Only so that he feels special. But other than that, it's DN.

Boredom can lead to the most fun of things... like... going through that cunt's journal and leaving more comments! Lets see ... I feel like go ing to the begining of her entire journal. ^^

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if you have a problem with what ppl write on their xanga, you don't have to swear in the replies you give them.  that's called courtesy.  but i guess a lot of ppl don't have that.

*gasp* If  you have a teacher screwing you after hours, you don't need to tell the world because no one thinks that is cool! That's called "using your brain". But I guess you don't have that.

Name::	Vily (Caryn)
Age::	17 (wow... she told the truth...)
Height::	5 ft( I could have sworn she was shorter than that...)
Hair Color::	dark brown
Eye Color::	dark brown
School Life
What's your school's mascot?:	Ali'i
School color(s)?:	Green and white
G.P.A.?:	um... like 2.5...
Who is your favorite teacher?:	Mr. Nishizawa & Mr. Chang (ah, no surprise there. Of course you like DN. He's the one who fucked you last night, remember?)
What do they teach?:	Marine Science/Physical Science (*cough cough* Sex Ed *cough cough*) & Art, respectively
Is this your favorite class?:	HELL YEA (.....ROFL...'nough said right there!)
Internet
Do you use any instant messengers?:	yups
If so, which ones?:	AIM
About how many hours a day do you spend online?:	kinda depends... if i'm in school, it's about 4 hrs a day, if it's break, it depends... probably longer
Do you have a digital camera?:	not to my name, but in my house...
If so, do you post pictures of yourself online?:	nope, other people do
Music
Do you play any instruments?:	yup
If so, which one(s)?:	piano
3 Favorite Genres Of Music::	Classical, Pop (any kind/language), Big Band
3 Favorite Bands::	...Do composers count?  ...Well, if not, YuRiPa (it's called Koda Kumi you dumb-ass. -_-) ,Good Charlotte, & Morning Musume
Do you go to concerts and/or shows?:	...I went to an Amuro Namie concert once.
What is the most you've ever spent on a concert/show?:	nothing
What is the least you've ever spent?:	nothing
Do you think buying merch at a concert then wearing it there is corny?:	dunno
Do you listen to any bands that you'd be ashamed to admit to listening to?:	nope(Does the sound of DN moaning count?)
Did you notice the grammatical error in question 29?:	...these questions don't have numbers...
Word Association
Blue::	sadness
Camera::	Pictures
Boy::	friends... as in 'friends friends' not 'boyfriends'(Of course. You only like older men... like Auron and teachers. boys? Ha. That would be insane! Expecially if they are your age!)
Pretty::	flowers
Pants::	...pants... (...on the floor where DN can't reach them? I thought so. )
Music::	reci al
God::	aethiest (aethiest my ass.  -_-)
Sweater::	cold
Live Journal::	Xanga
MTV::	not anymore
Labels:
Do you think labels are dumb?:	Not really ( because she likes to be called Slut anyhow. ^^)
Why or why not?:	hm... just 'cause they're not.  they have their everday uses(like when DN calls her over with "come here Slut"!)
What do people label you as?:	outsider, loner, hated
How/Why did you get this label?:	i'm outside my old group, i only hang out with 2 ppl, and a lot of people from the old group hate me
Which Is Worse?
Physical Pain/Emotional Pain?:	physical
Blink-182/Good Charlotte?:	Good Charlotte
Being Deaf/Being Blind?:	blind
Being Bored/Rushing around because you have too much to do?:	Being bored
Losing your dominant leg/Losing your dominant arm?:	leg
Love
Do you believe theres a difference between "love" and "in love"?:	yup
Is it better to have loved and lossed than to have never loved at all?:	yes
Are you romantic?:	not sure
Are you in a relationship now?:	yea
If so, for how long?:	1 yr... seems like 5 yrs tho.
If not, how long have you been single?:	...pls, look at the above answer
Are you a virgin?:	you tell me
What song describes your love life right now?:	'Crusin ' '.  yeah, it's old, but it's good
Randomosity
War: Good or Bad?:	depends on why it's being fought... most of the time, it's bad tho
What do you think of designer labels?:	okie dokie.  i can live without 'em tho
Who's skankier: Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?:	dude, who is Paris Hilton?
What is it with guys and cars?:	I don't. know. (what? No space bar? then don't type.)
Do you sing?:	whatever I feel like at the moment
If so, what part (Soprano 1,Alto 2, et cetera)?:	Alto
Kiss or hug?:	Both!
What color is your room?:	white
How old is your mom?:	...not too old.... not as old as meh da'
Black and white or color photos?:	color
Who cuts your hair?:	depends.  most of the time, my aunty (the rest of the time, it's DN when he gets all kinky in bed)
What color is your toothbrush?:	blue, white, and green
What color is your hair brush?:	whatever brush i happen upon at the time
What kind of hair products do you use?:	dude, my sister uses ALOT of hair gel... i don't use anything
Is K-Mart just the poor man's Wal-Mart?:	yea, i think so... look at the one at the stadium
Are you sXe?:	nope (glad you realized that)
Are you sexy?:	dude, isn't this the same question?
What color to people tells you looks nice on you?:	color? no.
What color do you think looks nice on you?:	dark stuff
Clothes shopping or grocery shopping?:	Grocery!
Who do you sit with at lunch?                      people
Do you like the sound of your own voice when you hear it played back?:	Nope
Who has the nicest speaking voice that you know?:	my teacher
What is the website for one of your favorite bands?:	Dunno
Do you prefer to date people younger, older, or the same age as you?:	doesn't matter...i think. only gone out w/ younger
Do you listen to songs on repeat often?:	sometimes
Who was the last person you hung out with?:	Peter
What did you and that person do?:	eat lunch at the park
Do you use internet shorthand (i.e. "lol", "brb", "jk", et cetera)?:	lol, duh! (lol...you just proved you're a dumb-ass. That wasn't funny.-_-)
How often do you bathe?:	mainichi
Are you a people-pleaser?:	dunno.
Do you dye your hair regularly?:	nah... thinkin' about it
What about your eyebrows?:	nope
Do you wear makeup?:	nope
If you answered "yes", to #96, are you female?:	which one is 96??
Do you buy CDs edited or unedited?:	i buy soundtracks.  enough said
Can you beatbox?:	um, i think the answer to this is "no"

*cough cough*...I translated this for anyone who can't speak Bullshit. ^^ Hope you enjoyed it.  Please note that I didn't do all of it . I was stunned by the sheer stupidity of it so I mearly skimmed it. I think I should stop before the stupidity catches on to me. Man.. I risk my brains reading this crap.

You know... I remember hearing that TeacherBanger was yelling at Lee once about a xanga she saw where someone "dissed" her and she thought it was Tam. Hmm... I find that very interesting. If she is so big and scary and all, why doesn't she just go over to Tam and bitch HER out instead? After all, it is TAM who she was angry at. Why try to use her boyfriend to get what she wants done? Because she is a coward. She wouldn't want to ruin that "preppy-I'm-so-beautiful-and-great-to-the-world" look that she has kissed so many asses to obtain. That would be just "so unLIKE her". *snicker* Besides, DN probably doesn't like bitchy little girls, does he?

same shit, same people... different day. 

No kidding? As if you knew anyone else?

 somedays, i dunno why i'm so stupid,

*raises hand in air* Oh! OH! I know! I know!

but curiousity definately ran over the cat in her black viper today. 

Wow.... I didn't know you had the power to see curiosity's car! How did you know that curiosity ran over the cat anyway? What if she drowned it? -_-

 xangas can be so dumb and pointless...

Yep. And you realized that just NOW?

hm....  making me think about quitting this dumb shit... 

Congrats to you... no one cares...

 everybody disses everybody and it just escalates to the point.

No... you got it wrong, stupid. Everybody disses YOU. and then it just escalates to the point where you can't take what you serve and you run away like a cry baby to DN to snuggle into his arms while he gently fucks you up the ass.

well, laters...

Feh... you  mean you'll be BACK?! *sigh* and here you had my hopes up. *snicker*

Oh... and another entry that I missed....

people keep saying shit about me and they're gonna get hurt someday... but not by me, i'm not like them.  ^__^  karma, baby, it's all about karma.

Awww.... poor you. I wonder what the fuck you could have done to make people feel the need to talk shit about you? Awww... here... have a tissue. You know... i completely agree with you. I'm gonna get hurt one day... I might be crossing the street and get run over by a car! *fake gasp* Or.. I might be kicking the crap out of you and break a nail! *another fake gasp* either way... I'm going to get hurt... and either way... it won't be your fault, so don't beat yourself up over my injuries. *snicker* As for Karma... I don't think karma is with you. You pissed karma off to much. ^__^ karma, baby, it's all about karma......*evil laughter*

Ahahaha... guess who's back? The one and only Techa-banga~~~~~ sentinent_angel! XD Let's do our usual and see what crap she has to say!  ^^

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hey, everybody!  man, last night and today were such a total blast...  Graduation day flew by and Project Grad was the best thing ever. Yes... yes... from what I heard, I'm sure it was. The world must have been revolving around YOU that day, huh? i woke up at 7am yesterday and just messed around...  the only productive thing i did was make my banner.  ^^;  pretty soon, 4pm rolled around and i got into my dress, gown, and cap...  the first adult decision i felt i made was getting out of the car and saying "goodbye" to my dad to go to check-in for graduation.  it felt... so good and yet so sad... *gasp* No way! Saying goodbye to your father was an ADULT decision?! Wow... you've got a long way to go if you think THAT is an adult decision. *rolls eyes* ANY kindergardener or preschooler can decide to go up to their father and say "bye dad! I love you!" even if it is complete and utter bullshit. Trust me... that wasn't no "adult choice" you made right there. Unless of course you are a careless, heartless slutty bitch who doesn't even tell their parents "goodbye" when you leave everyday. i saw lots of people i knew.  i saw everyone. I'm sure you did.... moving on now....   it was good; we were all there together, and our graduating class had 290 people in it.  when the class song came on, i was with all my friends, save one who i saw in the stands, wearing his cap and gown, even though he couldn't walk.  my heart went out to him, Yeah... I'm sure he felt it. *rolls eyes* After all the shit that went on between you two, I'm surprised that he even forgave you.  as all of our group's did no, doubt.  i walked in with Shane and left with Duran, and all of us never felt the sting of regret or sadness until Project Grad was coming to an end...  imagine that. *rolls eyes yet again* I think you're the only one who would ever feel regret. Most people are usually just sad. i think back on all the memories that were made just 24 hours ago, and i would do it all over again, almost the exact same way.  i saw DN, i saw my friends, i saw my dad and my grandpa and my cousins and aunts and uncles, and i saw my school "daddy."  i got a little something from each of them, and then i was gone to Project Grad. Wow... note how DN is always first. Npt family... not friends... but DN. You fucking techer-banger, get over it. Your sick little fantasies won't happen.   i saw a teacher i haven't seen in years; she recognized me, and i recognized her.  ...there were so many things i saw that night, so many things that were said and done...  all the hugs and tears...  hugs from people i knew well and don't know well, but still know...  i loved my graduation day; it was the best day of my life so far, and i will always ALWAYS remember and treasure every moment i had of it. blah blah blah... more bullshit... lets move on.... thanks... to all of you.  everyone made this possible, made me the way i am today, who i am. Wow... that's a scary thought. To think that everyone made you a completely selfcentered sluttly bitch. I'm impressed. No really, I am.   thanks so very much to all my family, all of my friends, to the people in my classes throughout the years, and to my teachers.  so many of you affected me in ways you might not really know, but you have.  the tears i shed only 14 hours ago were for everyone of us...  for all the good times and bad times, for all the memories we share...  all of the memories were made by us and will be kept in my heart and soul forevermore.  just remember. and she thinks she is a philosopher now. Good job, ass-bag. But try harder next time and perhaps you'll pass off as one. Con Té Paritrò...I will go with You Love, Peace, & ^_^ness forever and for always, for all... ~Caryn that was the stupidest thing ever. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother reading this crap. -_-